I wonder if it's occurred to anyone to sell ADD insurance? Think about it. What if we could buy insurance to pay for all these things:
- Bring your wallet to work service
- Lost wallet coverage
- Locked out of the house service
- Locked out of the car service
- Ditched car coverage
- Forgot your Kindle on the 'plane coverage
- Forgot your laptop on the bus coverage
- Ran over your Smartphone after setting it on your car coverage
- Ran out of gas somewhere random service
Oh, wait. It wouldn't work. Too many claims.
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I can't be the only person who read "ADD insurance" as "Accidental Death & Dismemberment insurance," which, of course, is a thing.
Sorry about that! I guess it would be less confusing if I used the acronym ADHD, which matches the DSM even though not everyone has the predominantly hyperactive/impulsive type of the disorder. Accidental Death and Dismemberment insurance is a good idea, I wonder if we have that?
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